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Bowie I saw a David last week. tribute act carpenter He was and from Leeds called himself Ziggy Sawdust

louise redknapp in gym gear, very nice, made my day. netflix and chill? Not sure but i will ask the

phil the plum

Teachers can’t stop kids from buying what they want after school. If they PHYSICALLY try to stop them, surely that’s an assault. Teachers, do what ya gotta do at school, TEACH. After school, mind your own business.

Steve the beaver

I think we should put all the MPs in a boxing ring and the last man/ woman standing becomes PM. Ticks all the right boxers. Anon wife.

Me and my malamute kai out in the wilds of winterset ryhill ... shane littlewood

Wow what a great new photo of your columnist Dawn Neesom. Not only is she a very clever lady, but also a very pretty one. Fred Haydock

Jeremy Corbyn finally apologises for Anti-Semitism in Labour Party. Too little, too late. Dave P, Stockport

Jeremy Corbyn has apologised dozens of times for alleged antisemiti­sm in the Labour Party. How many times has Johnson apologised for rampant Islamaphob­ia in the Tory Party? None! Greville Franklin

You know the Tories are feart about losing wealth and power when they keep going on about labour, and still blaming them when they have wrecked everything. Stevie, m/well.

The london bridge terrorist had a tag on his ankle - and now has one on his toe. Good. bolton bird

I disagree with hanging terrorists who kill. Hang all killers and we know they will not kill again!

EBG

so Posh Beckham is hoping to sell T shirts for nearly 400 quid a pop ... anyone paying that has more money than sense. stig2

Pen Huston making sleeping bags out of crisp packets for the homeless... hope they don’t get done for rustling... NFFC 4EVA

PC gone mad ! I actually saw 2 on the beat up here recently. I had to keep rubbing my eyes to verify i wasn’t having hallucinat­ions. AL , DURHAM

To Trevor Sinclair. You are horrible human being. Liverpool Jackie

Don’t know about “Keep the guard on South Western Railway” – they should be kept on all rail network for safety reasons. SNAKEBITE

Snowflakes are saying Mr Men books are sexist. All I say is why don’t they grow up and read real books.

Ed Chat

We have a snowflake moaning about a Mr Men book being sexist. The student a Phd student. Well we all know what happens at University, the student gets educated and the common sense is removed from there brain.

Stockton jeff

What a miserable shower on the snooker all they do is drink water. Get a few pints down your neck like years ago. BILKO

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