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notice none of the police politician­s whinged about cost disruption of eco protesters saying same london nato summit (powerful people who don’t care about the world at all). denise

To all the xstink-shn rebels: you clearly have no knowledge of modern aircraft engine technology. go to any rail station if you want to see real air pollution – note the diesel trains exhaust plumes – a proper stink! you won’t see any from the majority of today’s passenger jets. TERRY the TECH

only in this country do government­s walk all over the people like they are something dirty on the pavement making them work well beyond their retirement age and we just sit back and take it. The French on the other hand are a different kettle of fish they don’t take it lying down when a national strike will sort

journalist­s who

Re nd The day i vote for corbyn. It will be the coldest day in hell. I will never vote for him he is a danger to the country. DMan

Lib dems apologisin­g for the last austerity cuts with the tories, what a laugh. sludge egremont.

Jo Swinson should be in handcuffs she can’t talk without waving her f ***** g arms about.

SNAKEBITE

Bg ta 4 the (mini!) feature on 3 yr old Arthur’s Xmas ad 4 hs dad’s hardware shop in Rhayader in Wales! Nw can u feature the pub in Taff ’s Well which is offerng free Xmas dinner 2 the lonely (OAPs?) And the loc butcher’s offerng the meat free! Wondrful Xmas spirit! Lady of the Valleys.

RIP Bob Willis. A true cricket legend and a thoroughly nice fella. Peace and love. PUBLUNCH

maybe a bit tactless but blooms main point is spot on. 2 let terrorists out at all is a ridiculous notion & shud never happen.

Bantaman

vic beckham flogging a t shirt 4 over 300 quid? only idiots with more money than sense wld fall 4 that. no wonder shes in debt. an katie price blowing dosh to look like a deranged alien? thrs the next two 4 the jungle. thr gonna need the money. swamp duck

do what 1 do ..every time Fairytale of New York comes on the radio 1 turn channels. Sounds like the drunks at my local ..awful racket. Some people rave over the most hideous things! GINNY P

Never sick of Slade at Xmas. Always cheers me up. Sue

At this time of year you can rely on Maria Carey getting her (impressive) hits out. andyyork went into a A German said: butchers and of is that leg “How much butcher said: lamb?”The German said: “£15.” The is that in “How much butcher marks?” The in M & S.” said: “£25

My dog mcilroy digging the garden up. mark

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