JOKE OF THE DAY
speech am. we have to wait until 3pm. Yet another lie from his mouth. nybroc
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So the GC that is Gemma Collins thinks the public listen to her. not me love, I’d rather be dead than have to listen to a gobby blonde bimbo spouting off about stuff they know b **** r all about. keep your lips closed. Tommy
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Well Boris you are scraping the bottom of the barrel getting Gemma Co llins to promote brexit. lost if you get numbers more than ten cos hasn’t got enough fingers. jeff
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Do you remember in 2009 when we had deep recession but the greedy conservatives and David Cameron were enjoying champagne parties even though they were telling us the deficit had caused the cuts. What liars. Wise Ged
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Andrew Neil asks questions but does not listen or wait for an answer. BBC is dedicated to Remainers, pay obscene pay to BBC staff.LAWMAN
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Andrew neil right about johnson. Just wot as he got 2 hide from the voters. Cud it b he’s being economical with the truth. angst
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what a rip-off christmas has become. £12.50 per pound for beef. do they know there are people who are elderly and unemployed as well as disabled. neal blackpool
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Who the f*** do schools & their teachers think they are telling kids what not to eat & what to do after school. Come on kids tell em like i used to back in 80s. that’s F*** off, i’ll eat what i like & do what i like. Hunter Coventry
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a not very good looking woman came up to me last night and said kiss me under the mistletoe. I said no way, I wouldn’t kiss you under anaesthetic. Nailbox Phil
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My son was 30 yesterday. before he was born my wife said to me would you like a little sun and air. i thought we were going to cleethorpes for the day.
tony worksop
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re al. durham seeing two PCs on the beat. don’t have to rub your eyes mate. after all it is fancy dress season. SUPERLEEDS
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Reading a book called The History of Glue. I just can’t put it down!
Micky fingers
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I went to sleep with the radio on and thought I dreamt about a laptop spinning in the sea? But it was Adele rolling in the deep! Dave Slumbers
I always weigh to myself naked an accurate ensure I get now result... I’m Boots. banned from PUBLUNCH