Yule be naughty

THE finale of The Office, when receptionist Dawn (Lucy Davis) and office worker Tim (Martin Freeman) finally kiss, has been voted the best Christmas sitcom ever.

SWINGERS are being promised the “12 lays of Christmas” at clubs.

Manchester Cupid’s and Club Sx, Blackpool, are among venues holding rude parties. Punters are told: “Time to see if Santa brings all you naughty girls and boys what you deserve!”

BRITAIN’S oldest Christmas tree, which survived World War Two bombs in Sheffield, has been put up by a family for the 99th year, now in the home of Kay Ashton, 65.