Boris poles ahead

SOMEWHERE else suffering a bad case of electile dysfunction (and believe me they’re not definitely not used to it) is the world’s ultimate gentlemen’s club Stringfellows in London’s West End.

Its annual “Angels” Christmas party was also scheduled for December

12 and has now been cancelled.

Still, as Bozza’s close friend and “tech adviser” Jennifer Arcuri had a pole dancing set in her living room maybe she can help him with his straddling and hip swivelling.

Getting flexit done as it were.