I’M A NICETY, GET ME OFF

I’M A Celebrity bush tuckered itself with a new set of PC rules that not even Ant And Dec could rescue.

Aside from a mild case of irritable bloke syndrome courtesy of Ian Wright everyone was kind, caring, and lovely. There were no rows, no romances and rationed shower shots.

All the campmates had a smashing holiday which meant the audience also took a break by switching off. The nice little soap girl won, mainly because she’s married to an utter snake and got the sympathy vote.

We want it back next year red in tooth and claw with starving contestants ready to fall out with one another and their bikinis.