Ronnie’s potty on catching germs…

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So ronnie o’sullivan avoids handshake with opponent & referee over the fear of germs. Has he never used a shopping trolley? God help us. Kev in wigan

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After reading a lot of posts on social media it’s become apparent to myself that the majority of people who watched ‘I’m A Celeb’ are like bungalows. Nothing upstairs. Golden Oldie

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ITV channels. Are we now doomed to have Simon Cowell’s never ending Z-Factor combos and reality shows? What have we done to deserve this?

Southern Cazza, Hull

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The only reason Cliff Richard has any hits is that his silly fans think he is our answer to Elvis. Not a chance! Stephen P

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I would like a bit of advice from the hive of knowledge displayed on textpage. As i will be a fit and healthy 77yr old in january. I am looking for fame and fortune in 2020 by not paying my TV licence and to be the first pensioner to go to jail were it will be “FREE”? Do txters, in the words of Baldrick, think it’s a cunning plan? Bazboy

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So people are still moaning about cash trapped. A brilliant Bradley Walsh idea. I love the chase too but i guess the people moaning about it can’t figure out how it works. Kendoafc1963

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So Gemma Collins thinks there should be a film about her life! Sorry love but “Bride of Frankenstein” was made in the 60s and she was better looking than you could ever be. Steve Stick, Caldicot

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I’ve heard there’s a team of taxi drivers taking part in next year’s London marathon. No doubt they’ll be going the long way round! AL, DURHAM