JOKE OF THE DAY
my I’ve just lost zookeeper. job as a there In my defence, all over were signs the place saying: the “Don’t feed animals.”
A knighthood for Ian duncan smith the man that said he looked at the poverty around him then made those in it worse off through UC you couldn’t make it up. bt
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people on uc are better off? what about the thousands that get sanctioned by the bullies at the dwp. dd
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why isnt home sec priti patel sacked. we shud opt out of refugees right to choose country of refuge.
Martin leics
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I would like to wish all my fellow texters and staff on this great forum
Bart and Daddy hands and paws. Carol Challenor
A HAPPY NEW YEAR, And.. of course my rock hero himself.. And im sure he’s a DAILY STAR reader Ozzy Osbourne! To 2020. OZZY, LONDON
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MOMENT OF THE DECADE. Mine goes to the amazing people of Manchester for their coming together, in the face of adversity, and their spotaneous singing of “Don’t look back in anger”. Spine tingling and it will BEE with me forever. WELSH WANDERER
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why are certain people slagging off COLDPLAY. they are the best band we have had since Queen and the rolling stones. DAVE MAC, CORNWALL
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do i have 2spell it out c-h-e-e-s-e -a-n-d-o-n-i-o-n. Thanks neil innes! Pure genius! Uncle rastus
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Will.i.am. now wants to team up with Greta Thunberg. Anything to stay in the limelight.
HAZEL NUTT
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leave nadya hussain alone in new yr honours a lovely lady whos smile brightens a room just 1 gripe y no award 4 katie piper beautiful inside n out.
stocky shell
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an Xtra 5p. worth penny. Happy new
Thomas m
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the ONLY rivalary worth bothering about these days is between liverpool & manchester city! pool fans look on man u as a past their sell-by date club! zacko
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Are Craig David and Oli murs buying their awful GIRLS & LOVE lyrics off the same CACK song writers? They make my ears bleed! Big M.C. QP WXM
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prince charles sez his dad philip is much betta after his turkey and knees up in hospital, ah bless him. pete the blade
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a riot at Feltham prison London had prison officers sent to hospital, well take all privalages away give the whole lot six months extra and let the other prisoners dish out punishment for there extra six months given them.
Anon
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Hay pattenman you out over-population warming. al slea
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Waste of time this shoppin lark. Boots don’t sell Doc Martins. Currys don’t do chicken. An superdrug don’t sell cannabis. Last time I go shoppin. P Watson, Leigh every year. missed one = climate