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JOKE OF THE DAY

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ANNE FIELD

Not one person from this country should visit Spain until they stop bull fighting + riding horses through flames. The Spanish are not civilised in my opinion. There are other family resorts elsewhere just as good. EBGeebees

The audience member who heckled Laurence Fox during last Thursday’s Question Time is an example of the level of intoleranc­e shown by left-wing people towards anyone who doesn’t share their viewpoints, whatever causes they support. Laurence is right, the UK is a tolerant nation, it’s just the self-righteous, left-wing whingers who spoil things for everyone else.

Dave P, Stockport

i’ve been reading the papers and i come across this word (woke). What the hell does it mean, can anybody enlighten me? Am i missing something or what? Is there anyone else confused? Seasickdin­ks

I get so confused by all this modern woke snowflake lingo.

Sue, London

wot is the point of forensic or criminal psychologi­sts? Aren’t they just people with a degree in the blatantly obvious who r always wise after the event. And aren’t we all adept in that fundamenta­l skill? Bantaman

RACHEL REILLY MUST HOLD SOME SORT OF RECORD FOR THE LONGEST PREGNANCY IN HISTORY.I THOUGHT HER CHILD WOULD BE AT NURSARY SCHOOL BY NOW!.C’MON CH4,WHO ARE YOU TRYING TO KID? DUSTY HAVERHILL

i used to make lovely fizzy sweets but one day i forgot how to make them so i went on a “refreshers course” tony worksop

Scientists have discovered that cows can talk to eachother. So i take it they’ve spoken to my exes. AL doing Looking at to 5K’ the ‘couch to do but decided to 5 the ‘couch pints’. PUBLUNCH

what harry has done to the royal family is disgusting. let them pay for there own security. liz

Anyone who thinks Harry and Meghan are normal, well they’re not! They wouldn’t treat you as normal if they met you.

CHARLTON GARRY

Lets not forget Archie is a most important prince. Blood line back to Victoria and beyond. Will he be happy as an adult taken away from his rightful heritage? Only time will tell. KIT LEEDS

I wonder how long it will take to sort Meghan and Harry’s Universal Credits out? LEO F

harry and megan need an income. my house needs painting if that would help. preston

Put The Star down. Oreo from Moreton. Paul Rowan

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