APPY DAYS FOR THE DINKY CHAP
Guys with ‘little ones’ cock-a-hoop
MEN with tiny todgers have the chance to find love on a new dedicated dating app.
Dinky One aims to “normalise” blokes with small willies who want to land their perfect match.
According to NHS research, the average UK penis is 5.1 inches and can vary to seven inches.
But now guys who don’t measure up can meet admirers who won’t judge them for their size.
A spokesperson said: “Body image is generally within your control but penis size is not, unless you undergo surgery.
“In addition, the internet is packed with false claims and products to increase size. Many young men now think that you need a 12inch penis to satisfy your partner.
This is simply not the case.”
Dinky One launched with 27,762 people – 27% women, 71% men and 2% transgender. Those looking for romance can sign up and choose from 24 gender identities and their preferred sexuality.
Dinky One, which bans nudity, insists there are numerous reasons why people prefer “smaller” men.
It said: “There are women who just prefer a smaller penis for comfort reasons. There are also women who enjoy the smaller man more as they tend to compensate for size with additional skills such as more experience of oral sex.”
● RUGBY star Joe Marler has dismissed criticism of him grabbing a rival’s genitals. The England prop pinched Welsh captain Alun Wyn Jones in the privates during Saturday’s Six Nations clash. He will be called before a panel on Thursday. But Marler, 29, tweeted: “B ****** s. Complete b ****** s.”
A NEW dating app has launched for men with tiny todgers.
Developers hope it will be a grower!