DON’T MISS Just Jane
HE SAYS I WAS A WEIRDO
MY mouthy ex-boyfriend is running around town boasting about all the great sex he is having.
He’s telling my mates that his threesomes, orgies and dogging sessions are off the scale.
Never has he been so adored, wanted and satisfied.
Women are queuing up to rip his jeans off while men are telling him he’s hot and lucky.
He claims he’s servicing at least two lovers a day – both male and female – and barely has time for work. And apparently, the three years he spent with me were the worst of his life.
He made a big mistake in hooking up with me because I’m a control freak and a pessimist.
Begging
He wishes he never met me and actually thinks I’ve got something wrong with my brain.
Which is all very interesting considering that I was the one who broke up with HIM and he cried like a baby as I was doing it.
In fact, if I’m honest, I first tried to leave him last September but he kept begging me to give him another chance.
Christmas was hell. He sobbed that he would change everything about himself if only I’d stay.
He would not accept that I had fallen out of love with him and wanted to be on my own. He said there had to be someone else and that I was hiding a secret lover – probably someone from my work.
Things came to a head when he got his sister to bully me. She said if I didn’t marry him then he might do something stupid.
I told her to get stuffed and stormed off.
I packed up my stuff and moved straight in with my sister.
Now my ex is with his brother and our old flat has been re-let.
It’s sad the way things have turned out, but the last thing I need is him bad-mouthing me in this very small community.
JANE SAYS: Your ex-boyfriend is determined to show you that he’s bounced back.
His pride has taken a pounding and he’s hurting inside, but he’s not prepared to lose face. Instead he’s whizzing around telling anyone who’ll listen that he’s having the time of his life.
From orgies to outdoor sex, he’s on top of the world.
Good for him. If this is what gets him through this upsetting period, then more power to his elbow.
The reality is that you know he’s devastated, so cut him some slack. Take his boasts with a pinch of salt and accept the transition was always going to be difficult.
He didn’t want to break up with you and would still be in your bed now if you’d let the relationship continue.
Tell your friends that you’ve heard all you need to hear.
Explain that you wish your ex nothing but the best but now need some head space and peace of mind.
Ultimately, you’ve got a life to get on with and you can’t allow him to muddle your mind. Is it finally time to spread your wings and move on to pastures new?