Carjacker’s sit and miss
A PETRIFIED woman was involved in a police chase from New Jersey to Pennsylvania – after a carjacker sat on her in the driver’s seat.
Tomasz Dymek was asking for money in a car park when the 66-year-old woman gave him $1.
“Dymek was not satisfied with the dollar, so he forced his way into the victim’s vehicle and drove from the lot, sitting on top of her in the driver’s seat,” police said.
The woman remained pinned under Dymek as he drove and could not hit the brakes.
Her car was finally disabled before 31-year-old crook was caught and charged.
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