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So Boris may close pubs to get children back to school. I didn’t know that many kids were drinking!

andyyork

This country lacks basic common sense. All this talk about the pubs will have to re-close when schools reopen in September really has no logic behind it. What has or will have contribute­d by now towards a second wave is all the tourists which have taken advantage of the holidays and travelled all over the country. Struck by Lightning

Warning: do not let Supermarke­t staff scan your forehead to take your temperatur­e – it erases your memory. I went for some bread and milk and came out with gin, wine and chocolates instead.

Bricky Dave

You know if I had a quid for every time I see people walk into a shop then suddenly realise they forgot to wear their mask, I’d be rich by now. Holly

No good telling club 18-30 generation to be vigilant – they couldn’t even spell it, let alone understand the meaning! walk past any pub if you need the proof. PHIL the postie

Bojo holidaying in Scotland – Nicola Sturgeon, please close the border to England on his arrival and suggest indefinite quarantine! KIT LEEDS

my goodness what a fantastic man Neil Heritage double amputee but climbed the Matterhorn wonderful.

shirley pops

What are HMRC messing about at – if you are being paid or receiving money then in my book that is income and should be taxed as income tax. Stop messing about – change the rules if necessary and close all these damn loopholes – they are getting all the benefits from this country so they need to pay up. Alan baggie fan

if its against the law for our border force to stop illegals entering the uk whats the point in having a border force at all ? Cat

why is the government giving another 10 mill pound to lebanon when their are thousands of people starving in this country time to get your priorities right charity begins at home

neal blackpool

I’m a hard faced unmoved type but to see and hear the stories of devastatio­n coming from Beirut even brings a tear to my eyes. hope emergency aid comes quick and plentiful for those desperate families and people my heart goes out to them may God bless them.

the Salford rocket

Vegans facin hate crime carnt say im surprised they insist on callin people who eat meat theyve brought it on themselves what i carnt stand are these parents who insist their children should be vegan i personally call that child abuse. Pauline liverpool

loved the pic’s in d/star of all them hot babes out sizzling on the beach! LOTS MORE PLZ! jennifer friend, whitley bay

Fishkeeper. I popped into the world with a kick a**e attitude bawling ‘bring it on’! D Star owe me for increasing circulatio­n with family and friends, who know my identity, now avid readers of Forum. I’ll settle for daily dose of larfter from texters tho! Lily the pink

more publicity, sat on her a**e, legs in the air. Same old katie price !!!

SCOUSE KEV

Brilliant news that Lisa Armstong has found someone new, after supporting Ant for all those years she deserves some happiness. Ex Ant Fan

i call the toilet the “jim” instead of the “jon” because it sounds better saying i am going to the “jim” every 2hrs

tony worksop

i thought id found treasure, with me new metal detector. it wasnt till i had dug a hole 60ft deep, that i realized i was wearing steel toe caps!

momma towel son I caught my electrical chewing on

So I had to cords.

But he’s ground him. and better currently conducting now himself properly

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