Girl is porn to be wild

Sex cash is so tempting

MY girlfriend thinks we should do “couples porn”.

She insists that we’ll make loads of easy money, plus it could lead to bigger things within the adult industry.

She knows a photographer who is willing to do an initial photoshoot for “mate’s rates”.

Apparently, he will advise and direct us, while making us look sexy and fabulous. All I have to do is stump up £ 500 for my half of the fee and get myself waxed and super- fit. She hates the fact that I have a nine- to- five job while she twiddles her fingers at home.

She thinks we could become the next power couple – the next important influencers. Of course that’s the dream, but could it really happen?

JANE SAYS: I get the impression that your girlfriend is attempting to lead you by the nose.

She has loads of ideas, but they seem to involve you giving up the security of your full- time job and handing over a large sum without a real plan for the future. I’m sure people might bleat: “Nothing ventured, nothing gained.”

But you have to be careful of being sucked in just because she’s bored and doesn’t seem to like the idea of regular work.

There really is no such thing as “easy money”.

And do you really aspire to be a sleazy porn star? Is this girlfriend actually good for you?

thundered with ferocity.

It was double overhead and yes, barrelling all the way with thick, serrated lips. But as fast as the waves arrived, they vanished – the energy dissipated and the bay returned to total calm. It was 20 minutes between sets, nothing in between. incredible

Right

reef

break.

Best conditions: Solid northwest swell and southeast wind.

Where to stay: Backpackers is a budget option.

Things to know: Surfing in Scotland has boomed in recent years so don’t expect to have the premier waves to yourself.

Sandra’s popular

Sewer Pipe, Thurso Deeper inside Thurso Bay, Sewer Pipe is an A- frame reef break that offers good quality rights and punchy lefts – great for intermediate surfers.

The wave forms two peaks and is accessed from the harbour car park or by paddling out in the river that runs behind the break.

When huge winter swells bombard Caithness, head to Skirza. The long, powerful left- hander is near Skirza Harbour and breaks over a boulder- lined point that can serve up barrelling lefts, running for hundreds of feet at a time.