Sex romp offer by mum and her girl
CANNOT BELIEVE MY LUCK
A MOTHER and daughter want to have sex with me.
I can’t believe this. It feels like I’m the luckiest man alive.
I met the mum in a chatroom in January. She explained she was newly single and looking for love. She was outrageously funny and such a laugh and we clicked.
We immediately started sending each other naughty, private messages and she lifted my spirits during some dark nights.
One day she said she’d like to introduce me to her daughter (21). I couldn’t believe she had a daughter that age. We joked about good genes and the benefits of a misspent youth.
Flesh
Eventually we organised a video call and her daughter popped up on the screen. Again, there was an instant connection.
The girl was fantastic – a real “Mini-me” of her beautiful mum. We all chatted and laughed for nearly two hours.
Now they can’t wait to meet me in the flesh. Things have moved on a lot and now all three of us enjoy regular cybersex.
They’d like to come down and stay with me indefinitely. They’ve promised one-on-one sex or a threesome. They have no limits and believe in the power of free love. Basically, I can do anything
I like and I’ve never felt so wanted. Finally, I’ve found some people who like and respect me – people on my level who are not determined to bring me down.
Almost inevitably my own family and friends disapprove. They’re saying I can’t trust a pair of strangers who may not be who they say they are.
Why can’t the people closest to me be supportive? Why do they always have to scupper any shot I have at lasting happiness?
JANE SAYS: I’m glad your friends and family are worried because I’m not sure I like the sound of this mother
and daughter duo either. So, they want to come and stay with you “indefinitely”. That’s a bit sweeping, isn’t it?
Whatever happened to the idea of “We’ll pop down for a couple of days when it’s safe to do so” or “Let’s meet up and see how we get on?”
This pair sound as if they’ve got it all sorted out and have already picked new curtains. They’re getting carried away with themselves.
You don’t know either of them. You’ve never met and they could be confidence tricksters. You may not wish to acknowledge it, but you’re
vulnerable. We all are. Anyone coming into your home needs to be checked out and vetted. What more can you find out?
Be very careful because I fear they’re trying to get into your head and use you. Has money been mentioned?
Have they hit you with any sob stories or asked to borrow funds? If something seems too good to be true then the chances are it is.
Please don’t dismiss those who genuinely love you. Ask your friends and family for help. Call the police if you feel you’ve been scammed.
WIGAN hardman Tony Clubb is desperate for fans to return – to help him escape the earache he gets from coach Adrian Lam.
The tough prop has a cage in his neck following an horrific injury and was even back playing within 58 days after having a kidney removed four years ago.
But the no-nonsense forward admits the pain he gets in his ears during behind-closed-doors games is difficult to shake off.
Clubb, 33, said: “I massively want fans back at games because, without them, all I can hear is Lammy shouting at me from the sidelines – and they’re never good things.
“It’s not nice. At least when crowds come back I cannot hear, so I will just get told off at halftime instead.
“It is just not the same without fans, especially for the big lads.
“There are times in games where you are tired and need the crowd to lift you and get you going.
“Even the things shouted by away fans are great.” Lam’s side, who lost their only pre-season game 20-6 at Salford on Sunday, open their Super League campaign against Leigh at Headingley on Friday week.
And Clubb is desperate to kick on and put last year’s injury-hit season behind him.
An early-season shoulder issue was followed by another serious neck injury, restricting him to just 10 games.
He said: “It was a tough year and frustrating for me, so hopefully this year will be better.
“I’m looking forward to it. I’ve had a full pre-season, which I’ve not had for a long time, so I’m in good shape and ready to rip in.”
St Helens snatched Grand Final glory away from the Warriors at the death in November with a dramatic winning try from Jack Welsby.
Clubb added: “It hurts but it also motivates me.
“We have gone over it and know where we could have been better.”
Meanwhile, Leeds youngster Jack
Broadbent hopes his starring pre-season role will win him a place in the opening game against Wakefield next week.
Broadbent, 20, shone with a long-range try in Sunday’s 22-16 defeat at Huddersfield, playing both centre and full-back.
He said: “A lot of my game is about talking and bringing energy. Talk can get you through anything.”
GEORGE RUSSELL is desperate for Lewis Hamilton to race on – even if he seals an eighth world title this season.
Russell got a taste of superstardom at the end of last season as he stepped into the title-winning Mercedes of Covid-stricken Hamilton.
And but for an untypical team mistake in the pits, he would have won the Sakhir Grand Prix in style.
For now, it’s back to reality as he begins the last season of his threeyear contract with the back-of-thegrid Williams team.
But his eyes are firmly fixed on doing enough to reclaim a Mercedes seat on a permanent basis and is eager to take on Hamilton (top right with Russell) in a battle of the Brits at the head of the field.
Hamilton and team-mate Valtteri Bottas are both out of contract at the end of the year, sparking much speculation that the seven-time world champion could call it a day at the end of 2021.
While Russell, a member of the Mercedes junior driver programme, has nothing but admiration for Hamilton, he would love to test himself against his countryman in competitive machinery.
“He’s going to wrap up his eighth title this year,” said Russell. “I think that’s quite inevitable.
“Whether he goes on to retire or not is his decision. I hope that he doesn’t. I would love to see him stick around a few more years and even more so love to go up against him.
“But equally, he’s done it all and by the end of this year he could be going out on the top of his game, with every record in the book.”
Russell, 23, will race with teammate Nicholas Latifi this season at Williams, but after having a taste at the top end of the grid, he is hungry to pit his wits against the best.
“Max [Verstappen], Lewis, Charles [Leclerc] – I’d be really excited to be team-mates with them,” he added.
“I believe in myself and I want to go up against the best in the business.
From the younger generation Max and Charles are the two top dogs, and they’ve had the opportunity to prove themselves a bit more than I have, but I’d be super excited.
“Charles is contracted for next year, but if the stars were to be aligned and I somehow found myself against Max, that would be extraordinary.”
That said, Russell says he feels no extra pressure to become the next Lewis Hamilton.
“What Lewis incredible, and has it’s achieved going to is be incredibly difficult to match,” he said. “From the second he jumped in an F1 car, he was in a car capable to win, and he’s been at the front of the grid and at the top of his game since 2007.
“But I’m in it for myself and for the guys who have helped me along the way and supported me.
“I’m not going to put unnecessary pressure on myself just because I’m British. I’m a proud Brit, but just because Lewis is a Brit and he’s achieved so much, it’s not going to change anything.”
IT’S still a no contest for Leon Edwards – he deserves the next shot at the welterweight title.
Ironically, the Birmingham fighter’s path to champion Kamaru Usman had been perfectly clear.
However, Edwards’ comeback contest at UFC Vegas 21 was called off early after an accidental eye poke on opponent Belal Muhammad left him unable to continue.
A no contest verdict ended a run of eight straight wins, with ‘Rocky’ promised the next title fight by UFC president Dana White if he got his hand raised again.
The company could now press ahead with plans for Usman and Jorge Masvidal to coach opposing teams on a reboot of reality TV show ‘The Ultimate Fighter’ before clashing on PPV later in the year.
But No.3-ranked Edwards, whose last defeat was to Usman in 2015, feels he deserves his crack first, saying: “I still believe a title shot should be next. I have built myself up after last competing with Usman. I went on an eight-fight winning streak and Belal was going to be No.9.
“The writing was on the wall, I was winning the fight clearly. I believe I should be next for a title shot.
“Immediately after the fight I was speaking to my manager and team and asking, ‘What now?’ I don’t feel the need to fight Belal again. I only fought him this time because all the other guys turned me down.”
Edwards is no stranger to doing it the hard way, having had to wait more than 600 days to step back in the octagon after the pandemic cancelled a headline fight last year.
To add to his frustration, he then caught Covid himself, while even Muhammad, who will suffer no lasting eye damage, was a late replacement for a delayed clash with Khamzat Chimaev, who also caught the virus. Edwards added: “The eye poke was freak accident. The only positive from this fight is that I got in the cage, even if it was just one round. I still did the whole preparation of fight week and cutting weight and going into the cage, but I didn’t get to show what I have learnt over the last year and a half.
“I kept my head down and grafted, knowing I was going to come back and show my improvements. But to come back to this... well, it is heartbreaking.” a