Give us data & dates...
SO when Bozo declared June 21 as “Freedom Day” he obviously just meant freedom for him. Because while it’s perfectly OK for the rich, globe-trotting elite to gather for a maskless, socially-distanced free knees-up in Cornwall, the rest of us are still in purgatory for another month.
Dancing indoors is still illegal. Think about it.
Dancing is actually a criminal offence. You are only allowed ONE piece of music at a register office wedding. Going on holiday could see you being arrested. It’s all utterly insane.
Funeral directors Whitty and Valance declared that delaying the ending of lockdown until July 19 will save “thousands” of lives.
Without actual giving us any of their beloved data to prove it.
What no-one at those goddamn awful punchyour-telly press conferences ever asks is what percentage of the adult population need to be vaccinated before we are allowed OUR freedom?
Meanwhile, the fourweek extension could mean 200,000 jobs going and £3billion lost to business...
THE British twins who survived a crocodile attack pose for a picture for the first time since their terrifying ordeal.
Melissa Laurie, left, took a selfie in hospital with her hero sister Georgia, who fought off the beast. And Georgia insisted: “We’re definitely not going to end our world tour. We want to continue.”
The pair from Sandhurst, Berks, also posed for a pic with pals, below, two weeks after the croc attacked Melissa as she swam in a lagoon in Puerto Escondido, Mexico.
GARY Lineker is gagging to hit nightclubs with his four sons.
The Match Of The Day host, 60, wants to party hard before he is past it.
But he says his boys will only invite him as they want him to pay for the drinks.
Ex-england hero Gary, who is worth an estimated £25million, said: “I have four 20-something lads, so no doubt they’ll want a bit of nightlife and drag me along because they know I’ll pay.
“It’s something I promised myself I would do for a long time, so let’s do it before I’m too old.”
Single Gary has sons George, 29, Harry, 27, Tobias, 25, and Angus, 23, with first wife Michelle Cockayne. They split in 2006.