Don’s legal 11 Trumped

DONALD Trump’s looney lawyers who vowed to have his election loss overturned with numerous wacky lawsuits face being disbarred. Eleven attorneys of the former president, below, face sanctions after a judge ruled they were involved in “a historic and profound abuse of the judicial process”.

If every lawyer who filed frivolous lawsuits in the States was disbarred, there wouldn’t be a single one left in the country.

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IN America, when a red card fails, referees go for their guns. Official Davi Bazeth had just sent a player off when fans mocked his decision.

According to cops in Pauls Valley, Oklahoma, the ref pulled out a .380 pistol before shooting towards the stand.

Police chief Derrick Jolley said: “It’s a miracle no-one was hurt.”

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CONS in an Arkansas jail have been prescribed ivermectin to combat Covid-19 – a drug made for horses and cows to rid them of parasites.

The nick’s health provider went ahead distributing the antiparasitic drug despite warnings from officials that it should not be used to treat coronavirus. You just can’t make it up.

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RIDESHARING app Lyft has added a new edition to its fleet. The famous Oscar Mayer Wienermobile is hitting the street picking up unsuspecting passengers for their rides.

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NORTH of the border, Nova Scotia’s Lorne Grabher has had his appeal dismissed by a court to reinstate his personal number plate.

Justice Cindy Bourgeois noted the plate could be interpreted as a call to gender-based violence.

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KRISPY Kreme is doubling down on its promotion for customers vaccinated against Covid-19.

Beginning yesterday, the chain is giving anyone with proof that they got the shots two free doughnuts every day until Sunday. They’ll be rolling me home.

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A HUGE operation by Tulsa police and firefighters was launched to recover a body washed up on a sandbar. When they eventually got to the supposed corpse, the man got up and walked away.

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WALKING down Fifth Avenue this week, a sign in a furniture store window read: “Buy bed – FREE One Night Stand.”