Poo-wer is the answer

IT feels “very 2022” that all our problems can be solved by turd.

With the world on the brink of war, the economy collapsing and the planet dying, finding out the benefits of faeces seems very apt.

Farming experts are adamant that a quarter of all UK homes could be powered with the huge amount of animal poo and food waste we produce.

But at the moment we only turn a quarter of this waste into energy.

We are literally wasting our waste! Now bosses at dairy giant Arla want the Government to invest in infrastructure so we can change more poo into power.

We’ve heard of crapper ideas!