Assassin fear

MAD Vlad is running scared of being assassinated by fellow Russians or foreign powers after his retreat from Kherson.

Former adviser Sergei Markov said Putin is not travelling to the G20 summit as “there is a big possibility of an assassination from the US, Britain and Ukraine”.

And Russian state TV raged about the retreat: “We bit a huge bite, couldn’t swallow it and are burping it back now.”