TUCK IN FOR GARETH WIN
Lions can be big Qats
We’re living in a country where a shamed MP is getting more votes from the British public to do a Bushtucker trial than Rishi Sunak received to become Prime Minister.
Also, arrogant egomaniacs Boy George and Chris Moyles are on a TV show – and are so far not the creepiest and most hated people on it.
That award clearly goes to the weirdo Matt “I’m just a normal guy” Hancock.
Watching him squirm in there is worse than having to eat kangaroo penis. I feel guilty watching it knowing the weasel has been paid £400k in a bid to redeem his reputation.
It’s the same with the World Cup. For a start, it’s happening in winter which goes against the best part of the competition for me – bunking off work to get drunk in the sunshine to watch it. And it will be hard to not feel a little bit guilty watching it knowing the multimillions it cost to “sportswash” Qatar’s twisted regime.
Even former FIFA president Sepp Blatter has admitted it was a mistake to allow Qatar to host the World Cup. It wasn’t clear whether he was making this statement from a solid gold house.
I love football and supporting England has been like a drug. And much like drugs, it costs way too much and f***s up my life.
So I’ll be doing my best to get excited about it.
And I reckon boring Gareth Southgate can get the England team to the later stages again – and I think they can win it!
ENGLAND TO WIN THE WORLD CUP: Betway – 8/1