Mumbling man Xmas ad is very very dull
❑ I found the john lewis advert garbage. quick summary: man keeps falling off skateboard, then mumbles something. (repeat several times) man eventually catches skateboard. foster child appears at doorstep, followed by more incoherent sayings. yawn. dave from coppull
❑ Paul Merson is the worst football pundit ever. Not only can he not string a sentence together but he has the cheek to tell the top managers what they should do! All this from the Muppet who lost more than he won at the mighty Walsall. Do one ya plank! Mano
❑ If conte knew harry was playing on empty why play him? That’s when players get injured, every fool knows that. THFC Biffo
❑ How did RIO FERDINAND pants have one leg BLUE and one BLACK at his OBE at Windsor Castle (page 10 Wednesday) haha. o.a.p newcastle
❑ 12 holidays and now, reportedly, yet another boob job!!! Who exactly is enabling Katie “waste of space” Price? RedLeader
❑ Mat Handonhiscock with all the self awareness of a rotten potato says he went on i’m a celeb to show the people politicians are human. Well there you have it, eating testicles, penis and anus and receiving a large pay check and probably interview deals is proof of humanity in politics. Dear god please save us. John challenger
❑ I watched “I’m a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!” properly for the first time. Much as I enjoyed watching “Coco” Hancock doing his underwater challenge, complete with some politically themed gags from Ant and Dec, should a sitting MP really be taking part in the show? Dave Pinfold, Stockport