Coco has no chance

THEY say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

Which is why we’re happy to see our lettuce stunt being hijacked by Ant & Dec in the jungle.

It has to be said though, the lettuce is surely a heavy favourite to win this time around.

Our beloved Daily Star veg had to outlive an actual Prime Minister’s term.

No easy feat when they usually get around five years in the job.

Ant & Dec’s lettuce just has to outlast Coco Hancock’s spell as Jungle leader.

Of course it has the warm Aussie weather to deal with, which may be a factor.

But knowing Coco, he’s probably already ballsed up this new job by the time we go to print.

Our verdict: An easy win for the lettuce!