Tali out on a limb
HOW’S that cuddly-wuddly, ultra-woke Taliban charm offensive in Afghanistan going then? Well, after last week’s Suffragette-level demonstration of feminism by, er, banning all women from entering parks or gyms, this week they’re bringing back public executions, stoning and limb amputations. Only real surprise is they’re not Qatar’s team of honour at the World Cup.
ENGLAND’S World Cup squad flew on a jet named “Rain Bow” featuring Virgin Atlantic’s LGBTQ+ motif of Oscar, the airline’s mascot of tolerance. Phew, so glad that’s sorted out all the hideous human rights abuse stuff then and we can get on with watching the football… Said nobody ever. Well, unless they’re a millionaire called Gary. Or Dave.