Cost of living, eh Liz?

■ LETTUCE Liz Truss is escorted to her car after eating at a fancy restaurant.

The former PM was all smiles after leaving shellfish-mongers Wiltons in central London, where half a dozen oysters costs £39.

■ Customers of the fine-dining establishment – which also serves up caviar for £240 and even cabbage for £10 – will not be suffering during the cost-of-living crisis.

The only thing missing from the menu was lettuce.