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Let’s have some fun in Corrie with Rosie

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❑ Coronation Script Bring Rosie Webster back as the surprise purchaser of the diner, with a sugar daddy, as Ronnie’s surprise buyer of Kev’s sister shares, bit of comedy. Stutz Bearcat

❑ please can somebody tell some of the Strictly contestant­s, they know who they are, to stop using sob stories to get the public vote. EC

❑ I dont think being made a saint is possible, but a knighthood is certainly the least of honours to bestow on Kevin Sinfield for the money raised for the motor neurone disease charity. Dusty Haverhill

❑ if its correct about ivan tony City should launch an appeal to fa for breach of rules and ave those 3 points handed over or deduct 3 points plus off brentford. rules are rules we ave found that out and ave payed the price, if that was a city player it would be all over back pages. cityzen

❑ The best Christmas present ever, would be if England won the World Cup. PUBLUNCH

❑ On eve of the world cup the england football team have all fallen ill with a bunged up nose. Team doctor says it’s Qatar. Yorkie Bri.

❑ i’ll never forget my dads last words before he died. He said “are you still holding the ladder”? tony worksop

❑ I told my wife that i have done my will and left everything to her. She replied that you already do you lazy sod. Bricky Dave

❑ I got in touch in a online dating agency. Save 30 on my first date. When I checked it out it was Black Friday ad for a firm called Screwfix. Oh dear...Another cock up scam. I got screwed. Charlie Oxford

 ?? ?? RETURN? Helen Flanagan
RETURN? Helen Flanagan

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