VOTE BASIL BRUSH

★ BASIL Brush sits with his Cabinet picks and vows to run for PM if Daily Star readers help him land a Christmas No1.

Eyeing Downing Street, Basil said: “I can’t fox it up any worse than anyone who’s in there at the moment.” If he wins power, he’ll have Rainbow’s Zippy on the front bench, George as chancellor and Mr Blobby as health and safety minister.

★ Bonkers Basil believes his charity single Boom! Boom! It’s Christmas Again, out this Friday, can hit top spot.