It’s time for a vote to set Scotland free

❑ What the hell has Parliament got to be frightened of giving Scotland their independence in the year 2022, give them a referendum with also the people of the UK having a vote for their freedom, I say give them their INDEPENDENCE and their FREEDOM. mettyesh Durham

❑ dumb statement of the day - some stupid lancashire mp announcing it was ‘lancashire day’ and thanking speaker hoyle to put his differences to one side for the day. clearly not realising that lindsay hoyle was from chorley, which is of course is in lancashire last time i looked. David Cubbin

❑ the argument over labour or conservative is academic. The global economy is run by big business and global banks, the politics is neither here nor there, whoever you vote for is only a voicebox for those faceless elites that really pull the strings. They are the enemy of people but they keep us squabbling over nonsense rather than looking towards the real problem. Them. We are descended from people who endured ice ages, who hunted mammoth with nothing more than courage soul unity and a spear, we are not the play things of the elites and their selfish greedy ambitions, we are free men and women descended from braves and warriors, we are not sheep to be fleeced and slaughtered. Stop squabbling and look to the real threat and be united. John challenger

❑ So Starmer you want to stop migrant workers coming here to work, wake up and smell the coffee SIR, then cut benefits now and get the lazy so and so’s out to work I am sick of working and paying taxes to fund these lazy scroungers’ perfect lives. Tony in Hull

❑ What’s the problem with Rishi Sunak going for private health care? He’s got the money and it means he’s not a drain on the NHS. LAURENCE

❑ Theres an over 50s jobs fair at my local jobcentre i thought there were no age discriminations anymore surely this is more dwp nonsense its harassment for older claimants simple as that. rj

❑ Why don’t you highlight the injustices that are being committed with increases by % of firms selling goods. No prices or it’s less than a pound, it’s 99p, no contact numbers. Martin Lewis, take note, fake sales ie Black Friday, New Year etc. Make 2023 the year of honesty – yes MPs, you as well. LAWMAN

❑ MAISIE SMITH (21) The Boleyn girl / Eastenders and Strictly come dancing engagement rumours to Max George ( 34 ) former footballer Preston NE following an injury featured in the boy band Wanted Both defending unnecessarily a 13 year age gap Max a Virgo Chinese sign dragon Maisie Cancer Chinese sign snake a match spot on or more simply for the sceptics as Maisie says ‘when you connect you connect.’ Brian Linford Pontefract

❑ dear Ed I’m a first time txer Ask all your maniacs to vote for Brian Linford for prime minister he’s got a answer for everything. Love old man tom

❑ I’m not sure whether to laugh or cry. Doctors are prescribing heating to patients who are cold. Is this an April fool’s joke or a p**s take? ANONA - MOUSE

❑ What a nice happy ending for Ghost and his owner and dad Joel Banks. Don’t forget the gentleman who lost £120. A really honest man who didn’t deserve to be conned by scum. LAURENCE

❑ What’s black and shiny and has sailed the 7 seas? Binbag the sailor. Grant Hately

❑ my mate just got married he is a bricklayer he said he wanted to cement his relationship. tony worksop

❑ What happens when U cross a vicar with a priest? God knows! GUITARMAN