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Blabbering idiot Biden can’t be best of bunch

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❑ Just listening to President Joe Biden giving a speech in Northern Ireland. Blimey, is he really the best America can find? He sounds jumble/garbled mouthed, border line senile. Steve, London

❑ well done govenment on this occasion tell those junior doctors go do one theyr paid enough cash for the hours they do plz give em ultimation back to work or dole your choice an we will give the foreign docs yer jobs who would prob do yer jobs fo arf the cash. otto

❑ Two parrots sitting on a perch, one says, “Poll, can you smell fish”? The Nige Pompey

❑ DID ANYONE NOTICE WEDNESDAYS EMMERDALE THE LADS SAT OUTSIDE THE PUB LOVELY SUNNY DAY AND THE NEXT SCENE THE PLACE IS COVERED IN SNOW WELL DONE GREAT EDITING I DONT THINK SO. JIM BRADFORD

❑ Meghan takes the title but hasn’t got the guts to show up... she is a Coronation chicken. Connie S

❑ oap dave, it has nothing 2 do with wot u sed. The eyes cannot compute after a certain speed creating an optical illusion. oap bantaman

❑ Meghan wouldn’t dare come back to England after everything she sed about the royals. How Harry has the front to do it after spare is anyone’s guess. Deleuded. McG

❑ my six stone parrot has just died but i’am not botherd because it’s a big weight off my shoulders! Tony, worksop

❑ AI in future will RIGHTLY help with football tactics / training and weighing up signings Data will help with line ups /strategy and identify social media trending topics on players providing personalis­ed content to FANS interests fascinatin­gly BUT with half the Prem mgrs SADLY sacked you don’t need AI to identify a 30 % win ratio and with a shortage clubs still unbelievab­ly employing them AI may assess automatic 8 million mgr ‘CAREER’ payoffs for SOME mgrs as ultimately I suppose in 10 years a robot won’t have much use for a multi million pay off sat on a BEACH!! Brian Linford, Pontefract

❑ a point of reflection. the overall performanc­e of labour and conservati­ve government­s over the years has created this dismal period we are now enduring. labour soft on all forms of discipline, conservati­ves soft on greedy companies. where is the solution. frank aston

❑ Bedford boy – you are absolutely correct about all nations doing wrong & you can’t change history. Since 1066 we have repelled many armed forces until now cos 1000’s invade our shores every week & we do very little to prevent them? We need to defend our history & our country now & forever. Tom, Wirral

❑ The next job for the auditors after their investigat­ion of the SNP is to investigat­e our Conservati­ve government­s accounts. We know multi millions of pounds are going to pay the French to send illegal immigrants to our country but what else are they wasting our money on that they can’t pay decent hard working people the wages they deserve?

Alan, Teesdale

❑ There’s a rough pub down by the station. It’s so rough, they’d nick your false teeth and laugh at you with ‘em! Andy Rimmer

❑ The wife said to me “you are horse racing daft you are “i said “rubbish I’m not” sulking i said “I’m taking the dog for a walk” when i got back she asked if the dog had done a poo, i replied “yes the first one was good + the second one was good to soft”. Paul

❑ If you have problems getting to sleep, lie on the edge of the bed and you’re sure to drop off.

Stewart & Geoff, Tursdale, Co. Durham

❑ Just been asked if I’ll be watching the coronation, I replied – “definitely not, I’ll be painting and then I want to watch it dry!” Anon

 ?? ?? ■ Not heard from Mila Kunis for a while, any chance of a snap? Robbie, Wigan
■ Not heard from Mila Kunis for a while, any chance of a snap? Robbie, Wigan

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