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AS America is gripped by an epidemic of mass shootings, its pathetic politicians refuse to take any meaningful action.

But when you have someone like South Dakota Governor Kristi Noem, below, in charge, there is no wonder.

While speaking at the annual National Rifle Association convention in Indianapolis, the conservative firebrand boasted about her support for guns. Taking to the stand, she proudly told how her twoyear-old granddaughter “Little Miss Addie” already “has a shotgun and she already has a rifle, and she’s got a little pony named Sparkles”.

I’m not sure if it’s Litte Miss Addie or Sparkles, I feel more worried for.

A US military member has been busted after looking to use his skills for a little side hustle to earn some extra cash.

Air National Guardsman Josiah Garcia of Tennessee is now facing charges after he allegedly applied for murder-for-hire jobs on a parody hitman website.

The 21-year-old is alleged to have agreed to kill someone for $5,000 in a conversation with an undercover FBI agent.

NOTHING gets America’s right wing more worked up than companies promoting progressive values.

As a result, a conservative nonprofit named Consumers’ Research is providing “Woke Alerts”.

They promise to notify you when your favourite company goes too woke.

FACT – There is a city called Boring in Oregon. It is twinned with Dull in Perthshire.

CALIFORNIAN La Tia Yarbrough is suing McDonald’s, alleging a wardrobe malfunction in the drivethrough lane of a restaurant ended up being a case of revenge porn by employees who photographed the plaintiff ’s accidentally exposed breast and posted the image on Yelp.