Wives put on the line
SENATE Republican leader Mitch McConnell, renowned for his unwavering principles… not, has endorsed Donald Trump for president, completing a breathtaking U-turn.
It wasn’t that long ago the senator was all about condemning Trump’s “disgraceful” actions during the Capitol attack in 2021, but now all is forgiven.
The two men have not spoken since 2020 when McConnell had the audacity to acknowledge Joe Biden’s victory in the presidential election. Keep in mind that McConnell’s endorsement has come despite Old Donnie once giving his “China-loving wife” the nickname “Coco Chow”.
These feckless phonies can’t even stand up for their wives, let alone their country.
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FOR over a quarter-century, Philadelphia Phillies fans considered one-dollar hot dog night among the ball park’s best promotions – but the team has now decided it was the wurst.
Those dog days of April – when the weather is cold, and the wieners are a steal – are going, going, gone.
The offer was stopped after unruly fans armed with frankfurters last year began chucking the sausages throughout the stands and on to the field.
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“BALLS Out Bowling” is back for the ultimate bowling experience.
Pittsburgh Area Naturists are hosting another event where you can bowl in the nude.
It will be held at the Crafton Ingram Lanes in Pittsburgh on Sunday, April 28, if anyone fancies joining them.
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LOREN Montefusco faces challenges in her daily life as she grapples with a severe water allergy.
This condition leaves the 22-year-old from South Carolina unable to shower, as even slight contact with H2O triggers intense and unbearable itchiness. “It’s been difficult to navigate as a young woman,” she said.
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TUMBLEWEEDS, the twisted icon of the Old West, rolled in over last weekend and kept rolling, blanketing some homes and streets in suburban Salt Lake City, with one local saying: “We had entire streets in some neighbourhoods completely blocked.
They wrapped around homes.”
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AND FINALLY...
BACK down at Norman’s dog park and it was like the United Nations last week. While discussing the current state of US politics, Aussie Andy said: “Has anyone tried unplugging America and plugging it back in?”