It’s bonkers that Trump is running again
❑ Sorry folks it’s not AI you need to worry about. It’s that arrogant, look-at-me, shut-up-I’m-talking Trump. He believes Hitler did good, his best and only friend is Mad Vlad and he hates NATO. The men in white coats are waiting for you. FIREBIRD
❑ Donald Duck Trump secures presidential nomination. Bleeding hell, Yanks, you must be desperate. LAURENCE
❑ The Tories latest ‘genius’ idea of a £3k bribe for failed asylum seekers may tempt a few to go to Rwanda, but it’ll probably tempt even more to come here knowing their claims will fail, they’ll get a free ticket home and £3k to set up elsewhere. RedLeader
❑ Chancellor Jeremy Hunt should have shown more interest in the working class by giving pay rises to the NHS and the Trains, but no he didn’t. No interest in the working class. Cutting National Insurance and saving £450 a year, they will get that back by using taxes. How is cutting taxes by 4p helping anyone? Increasing the ISA contribution and taxes at a higher rate – Does that mean Rishi Sunak be paying more for his flying around and holiday all the time? I liked the speech from Sir Keir Starmer Labour Leader about “put in one hand and take more with the other hand”, which is very true. I did notice in that budget that some of the plans he announced he copied Labour Leader Sir Keir Starmer and Shadow Chancellor Rachel Reeves with the Labour plans. Squirrel
❑ So Heston Blumenthal’s Perfectionists’ Cafe at Heathrow Airport will recycle cooking oil from it’s fry-ups. It is often said that highprotein meals such as fry-ups are “fuel food”, now Heston’s innovation proves that in more ways than one! Dave Pinfold, Stockport
❑ How much longer are we going to put up with prats telling us what we can and cannot eat. like the thick lot from suffolk getting rid of a pick and mix sweet stall because its not healthy food. get a life its our choice what we eat and we have all paid for health care with stamps every week. and council coffers wages Stockton jeff
❑ Just got our car insurance renewal, we’ve made no claims but the price has gone up by over £200 and the admin fee has increased to £40. Needless to say we are looking elsewhere for a cheaper quote but what the hang is an admin fee?
Stewart & Geoff, Tursdale, Co Durham.
❑ I’ve never considered Nessie male or female. Mainly because I don’t believe it exists. RL
❑ Once again, thank you so much, Daily Star for your wonderful animal photographs recently, especially the beautiful baby orangutan and his equally beautiful foster mum, plus the baby gorilla with its mum. It is obvious to me that the mother/child bond that they have is as strong as ours, and no less precious. Please continue with your wonderful pictures. Your photographers deserve to be awarded the highest accolades possible for their outstanding work. Maria.
❑ so we r at cheltenham. geezer asks me 4 a tip. i said “dont get off a moving bus!” the real big dave osborne and prince the dog enfield ❑ “if you’re being chased by a police dog try not to go through a tunnel, then on to a seesaw, then jump a hoop of fire – they’re trained for that”. tony worksop
❑ Following on from yesterdays joke of the day, my wife asked me what i’d like to do with her body and i told her i’d like to sell it by the pound, she was not amused. Barrowmick