PRANKS A LOT
IT’S traditionally a day of pranks, fibs and stretched truths. And if you’ve fallen victim to an April 1 jape, your Daily Star is here to help you see the funny side. Here KIM CARR has a stash of daft April Fool’s Day jokes to make you giggle and groan in equal measure...
HOW do pirates celebrate April Fool’s Day? They walk the prank.
Why don’t chickens play pranks on April Fool’s Day? They don’t engage in fowl play.
Why is everyone tired on April 1? Because they’ve just finished a 31-day March.
How do you keep a fool in suspense? I’ll tell you the answer tomorrow.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo.
Boo who? Don’t cry, it’s just an April Fool’s joke.
What did April Fools say when it received a gift? Well, prank you.
Why should you avoid the stairs on April Fool’s Day? They’re always up to something.
Why shouldn’t you tell ducks jokes on April Fool’s Day? They’ll quack you up.
Why do omelettes love April Fool’s Day? They enjoy practical yolks.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena.
Lena who? Lena bit closer and I’ll tell you.
Wanna hear an April Fool’s Day joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe.
Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another April Fool’s joke?
What kind of rabbits tell April Fool’s jokes? Funny bunnies.
What did Elvis say on April 1? Prank you, prank you very much.
What did the donkey say on April 1? April Mule’s Day.
Did you hear the story about the guy who switched the labels on the pumps at the gas station? It was an April Fuel’s joke.
What did the ghost say on April 1? It’s April Ghoul’s Day.
What do you call Frank Sinatra on April 1? Prank Sinatra.
What did the hammer say to the wrench on April 1? Happy April Tool’s Day.
What kind of jewellery should you give to someone on April 1? April Jewels.
When does an April Fool’s joke become a dad joke? When it becomes apparent.
What did the ocean say to the beach on April Fool’s Day? Nothing, it just waved.
Did you hear the April Fool’s joke about butter? Well, maybe I shouldn’t spread it.
What did the tree say when April finally arrived? What a re-leaf.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Otto.
Otto who? You otto know I have a ton of April Fool’s Day pranks planned for you.
How do you start a tough conversation on April Fool’s Day? If I may speak prankly…
Which monster loves April Fool’s Day? Prank-enstein.