Daily Star

Tories should get off telly & be real MPs

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❑ If the tory members of Parliament – and there’s a lot of them on talk TV and gb news – spent more time doing what they get paid for representi­ng their constituen­ts, the country might be a better place. mettyesh Durham

❑ Mr C, The only thing wrong with BREXIT was the Government elite who never wanted it and fought tooth and nail to make sure it didn’t work. More faces than Big Ben’s clock. When Labour get in it will be much, much worse. Dave Northumber­land

❑ I saw reports that thousands of households are going to be £3.8k better off from today. Which is strange as all our bills seem to have gone up significan­tly. Then I spotted the date, and realised it must be an

April Fools’ Day jape dreamt up by this year round joke of a government. RedLeader

❑ Why do we feel we are in a school being told what we can and can’t do by Rishi Sunak PM. Especially with the rule of cigarettes and vapes. What does he want to know next – when we go for a p *** and s *** . Squirrel ❑ Stop the boats SUNAK’s political pledge sees 5000 arrivals in the first quarter of 2024 for the first time ever and 109 vessels. The 2019 manifesto included stop the boats. Wonder which airline will tarnish its reputation laying on RWANDA flights, maybe leaving it to RISHIs own private plane. no reputation left not unlike his claim to ‘stop the boats.’ Brian Linford Pontefract

❑ What was it ‘Biggles’ Sunak said? Something about stopping the small boats. Figures for the first quarter

of the year are in and they’ve hit a record high. That’s while the weather’s bad, so you can just imagine what they’re going to be like when it improves. Maybe he should reconsider that decision not to call a May election. RL

❑ Rick Lyons eco worrier. Some of what you say is right but all schools should have carparks. you say drivers are the most cossetted prioritise­d what cobblers – cyclists are. If cars did not exist roads would not. Drivers pay to be on the road cyclist don’t. Stockton jeff

❑ Just how good is the NHS? £36m paid out for cancer errors alone, then theres other health payments. It does’nt make good reading does it? And these people want a large pay increase. EBG

❑ Public confidence on the NHS has hit a new low, according to a think tank report. The NHS seems to be wasting a lot of money on diversity projects, when this money should really be used on treating patients and buying equipment. Dave Pinfold, Stockport

❑ please stop blaming Covid for kids bad behaviour at school. It’s as always a lack of basic parenting not anything else. Start saying NO to kids. Wizkid

❑ Personally I think the retirement age should be the same for both genders. What happened to equality? The retirement age is out dated and comes from a Victorian age set up when normally the man would have been older than the woman so statistica­lly would be retiring first anyway, but I know a lot of couples where the woman is the eldest these days. Dave Cornwall

❑ Re bam’s text – the late queen mother had no royal blood either.

Anon

❑ Yes we all fart. But some of us have more decorum than to do it on national television. So vulgar. ANNE P

❑ Old quote regarding farts: wherever you may be let your wind flow free, church or chapel let it rattle.

ANON ESSEX

❑ Old age ain’t for the faint-hearted, but it can be fun sometimes. OK let rip. L

❑ a yorkshire millionair­e said to a sculptor can you make me a gold statue of my dog the sculptor said “eighteen carat” the millionair­e said “no chewing a bone”. tony worksop

 ?? ?? ■ Picture of Jessica Chastain please. Dave, Newcastle
■ Picture of Jessica Chastain please. Dave, Newcastle

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