Daily Star

Hosepipe ban talk shows how bad water firms are

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❑ All this rain we’ve been having, and they’re talking about a hosepipe ban. Maybe they should’ve invested some of the profits they’ve been making into modernisin­g archaic infrastruc­ture and developing more reservoirs, rather than lining the pockets of shareholde­rs. RedLeader

❑ Thames Water blames its Sewers! It’s time to DePrivatis­e! DEN

❑ The post office bosses could not run a p**s up in a brewery if you opened the bottles for them. I see a place for a new company to do mail. stockton jeff

❑ I understand that the IDF drones were equipped with cameras. If so it’s premeditat­ed murder as each vehicle was covered in Kitchen Aid logos including the roofs. FIREBIRD

❑ The latest YouGov poll suggests a Labour landslide at the General Election with 403 seats, with the Conservati­ves winning just 155. Labour could pick up seats from disgruntle­d SNP voters north of the border, and Reform UK could win a few seats from the Conservati­ves, splitting the right wing vote.

I predict a Hung Parliament, and I have done for a while. Dave Pinfold, Stockport ❑ Why are Sunak and friends hassling homeless again? If we did not have a woke government giving free houses and unlimited cash to refugees, we wouldn’t have forces veterans sleeping rough. In Sunderland alone, Gentoo and the council give priority to refugees. Gordon, Sunderland ❑ so our leader is now goin to drop the euro courts rulin us more chance of him doin this than walsall winnin the champions league this year. as usual its all talk an no action. any one believin it is softer than melted ice cream. sam saunders walsall

❑ This government plans to make homelessne­ss a crime. these are the people this government have made homeless and not by choice, but It could have its benefits because if they are put in jail then they will no longer be homeless or hungry. Charles Dickens Manchester

❑ RISHI - Don’t just quit European court. Quit yourself you’re a waste of space. Pickey Mickey - R’ham

❑ Donald trump says America comes first. Wish are politician­s thought the same about Britain. Remember charity begins at home. patternman

❑ To John Challenger, the tax an NI money will be going to pay MPs pay rises and the house of Lords. Geoff Newcastle

❑ searching for excalibur, as a boy i loved the arthurian myth, my grandad was a blacksmith, and watching him work in the forge, seeing the glowing iron being hammered into shapes as sparks flew invoked images of mystical smiths forging mighty swords, but now i wonder if excalibur is a metaphor for seeking the strength within, pulling the sword of hope and possibilit­y from the stone of ourselves, arthur’s knights went on quests, each quest taught them something about not only the wider world but also themselves, it was not about power and wealth it was greater than that, the sword of possibilit­y is in everyone, they just need to quest for it deep down and search for the things hidden within.

john challenger

❑ Ivor biggun some snakes live in trees. phil carlton ng4

❑ Do street entertaine­rs have a living statue of limitation­s on any offences they caused to the public? Andy Rimmer, Preston

❑ Thanks Bob B bfd 4 giving me & my wife yr joke best we heard in ages. m{oap} .

❑ Ed any chance of a picture of Taylor swift’s bank account lol?

SUNDANCE. Sorry, the file size was too large – Ed

 ?? ?? ■ Eden TaylorDrap­er in Emmerdale is my soap darling. Farm boy
■ Eden TaylorDrap­er in Emmerdale is my soap darling. Farm boy

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