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Lettuce Liz to blame not Nessie or ghost of Elvis

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❑ According to “Lettuce” Liz and her waste of paper it’s everyone else’s fault that her time as PM went pear shaped. Yes, that’s right, it’s me, you, Elvis’s ghost, the man in the moon, Nessie and everyone else who were at fault. Not Lizzie. Sorry, but it’s time she put her big girl pants on and admitted that she, and only she, was to blame for f***ing the country. Well, her and “Kamikaze” Kwasi. RedLeader

❑ To Failure Liz Truss, iceberg lettuce was a vegetable, much like yourself, but did not attempt to bankrupt UK. Laurence

❑ what have the tories done to this country step dad 90 woke up at 5 in morning pains in chest dare not call me in case I ring hospital he dreaded being held in an ambulance or corridor like the last time he had to go in. It’s shameful rather than being perceived as a sanctuary, he perceives it as a place of hell. I wonder when the last

Tory MP spent a night on an ambulance waiting for the meager services we now experience on the altar of privatizat­ion dogma or perhaps they just go private because of their handsome and generous jobs. I hope the voters remember the criminal waste of money on Rwanda dodgy deals during virus to their equally shady friends. Pomfretian

❑ I’m voting for the fill the potholes party. biker John

❑ the only lessons learned by any government is Lessons are NEVER learned. Mr P

❑ How did FRAUD CAMERON become a FRAUD? Sorry I meant a LORD! Nastycol

❑ The proposed smoking ban is well meaning, but I wonder whether it will work. Also, bear in mind that smokers contribute a great deal in taxes, and save the country on pensions by dying early. Those who oppose it on the grounds that it is taking away a freedom know what buttons to press, but there is nothing “free” about being addicted to a substance which will inevitably lead to health problems. “Freedom is Slavery” as Orwell said. Jackabilly

❑ The Government put up pensions on the 8/04/24. They are now finding a way of taxing it. Which is the most typical thing the Tories do and no surprise there. They are doing their usual thing which is give in one hand and take back out the other. Hedgehog

❑ Why do the main political parties assert that the continuati­on of the astronomic­ally expensive triple-lock pension would be affordable, but that the return of free university tuition wouldn’t? Lee J. Whitehouse, Rushall

❑ Why is it when enough people and tv shows and mps complain about price of petrol, supermarke­ts can somehow take 5 or 6 pence off a litre. Then once the furore has died down they sneek it back on 1p at a time. Local Asda and Morrisons have put it up by 6p/litre. 1p at a time over last 10 days. no name

❑ One of the most annoying things about today’s technology, is when concerts and festival tickets sell out in 15 minutes! It really gets my goat. You used to go to the venue back in the day, or agency and be guaranteed a ticket. It’s got ridiculous now. OZZY, LONDON

❑ Mad chef you say bring back old textmaniac­s too much politics. Try this: Who’d want prawn cocktail from your kitchen when the guests are all enjoying an enjoyable balance and mixture of English Chinese and Indian food? DS page good if it’s not broke don’t fix it. Brian Linford Pontefract

❑ How come Brian Lindford, Tod and John can get a text printed everyday. IAIN

❑ i tried playing hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in “icu”. tony worksop

❑ “Britain facing pussy crisis” No wonder I’m celibate! David G

❑ although i love asparagus it wouldnt have went down well on my van. hot dog john

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 ?? Grant Hately ?? ■ Please could you print a photo of Sophie Ellis Bexter who really lights my fire?
Grant Hately ■ Please could you print a photo of Sophie Ellis Bexter who really lights my fire?

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