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You wouldn’t buy a used car off the turncoat MPs

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❑ back in 1960, JF kennedy had a poster made with richard nixon’s face and a caption ‘ would you buy a used car from this man?’ this slogan now is applicable to both starmer and turncoat elphicke, who for the life of me have struck some sort of deal but as yet i can’t fathom out what! dave from coppull

❑ 102 Tory MPs standing down not standing at the next election AND 3 defecting Tories to Labour AND seeing Nadhim Zahawi the latest to stand down – you really wouldn’t want to be in the trenches with this lot would you! Brian

❑ Motormouth­s Nigel Farage and George Galloway talk better games than they play winning just seven council seats between them out of 2, 447. Reform picked up only three and The Workers Party Of Britain an embarrassi­ng four. Even The Greens took 181. Empty vessels make the most noise, eh? Wayne Standring Oldham

❑ The government are going to make a law making it alright for them to look into your bank account, why don’t they start to show how much money MPs have in their bank account when entering parliament and how much money they have when they leave, that would be a eye opener. mettyesh Durham

❑ Its no wonder a low turnout of voters 30% across the country. this is because all parties are behaving like naughty school kids. I would kick them all up the backside and belt them round the lug. and all parties have no one MP that stands head and shoulders above the rest. bring back one like Churchill this lot are a load of gutless puss cats. Stockton jeff

❑ The SS Sunak looks sunk,with another defection 2 labour ..... ANGST

❑ So sausage and bacon can cause u r brain to shrink. Must b y Khan was re elected. TEDG

❑ What a surprise that the Tory Mayor Sadiq Khan got elected again. Well London is full of rich people. Squirrel

❑ Agree with Queen bee 2 more votes lost here – raise threshold to 18 0/0 as I had to give my part time job up as HMS took it back in tax, Hunt not lowering inflation just Pensions. Big Les

❑ Suffering succotash, Elmer Fudd is back in Hollyrood. Abandon ship! Daffy Duck

❑ Nigel Farage disabled parking scandle typical of the smug, pompous twit he really is. Jimi Peters DISS. We assume you mean Mr Garage. Ed

❑ so swiss army knives are doing away with the knife part of their multitools due to the serge in knife violence, i’m pretty sure its not little swiss army knives that are being used, its more likely to be machettes and large knives being used by subhuman morons, the swiss army knife is the tool of someone who works out problems someone who thinks and is resourcefu­l and inventive, the boy scout always prepared, able intelligen­t and helpfull, not brain dead savage hacking and slashing around, knives are tools and they don’t kill people, its undiscipli­ned idiots with no morallity or decency or respect that kill people. john challenger

❑ Traditiona­l witty insults such as “plonker”, “berk”, and “tosspot” are in danger of dying out as the younger generation don’t use them. This is a generation­al thing, as many millennial­s and gen Zers don’t seem to understand the concept of banter between friends and work colleagues. What a bunch of pillocks they are! Dave Pinfold, Stockport

❑ dave from coppull – also should be placed in the stocks – people who FINISH a sentence with “know what I mean?” HAZ

❑ Cat Stanton text in Wednesday’s paper about the banner ‘Just Stop Ollie’ at the Worthing v Braintree Town match: Unlike the oil protesters, Braintree did stop Ollie, eventually. KJF

 ?? Dave, Falmouth ?? ■ Could you print a pic of Phoebe Dynevor I love her in Bridgerton.
Dave, Falmouth ■ Could you print a pic of Phoebe Dynevor I love her in Bridgerton.

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