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of prior experience, trustworthiness and show some interest.

The man smoking a roll-up, who smelt of alcohol with a dog, I once left the twins with outside a shop is not a safe bet for childcare.

This is why a large, crowded social gathering of non-smoking sober people is a good environment for the twins and a better one for me.

Out of 30 people in a party, you might hit 6/1, I’m almost a free man.

You’d be very ambitious if you made a bet on me changing a nappy, feeding a twin or offering assistance.