On that?

At Victoria’s mum’s birthday party, odds were hovering around 9/1, which enabled me to eat lunch without interruption or anxiety. Part of the key to this was a strategic move from the baby’s location in the living room to kitchen, where I was closer to the alcohol. Although the best scenario has got to be a large family wedding with

A visit from a grandmother helpful friends. I’m very

only improves much an outside shot of 50/1

Richard’s odds at being involved in childcare. Those very high odds are still nowhere near the chances of Victoria’s mum ever seeing this column.