Face Nappy

Keith J Furnival, Wirksworth Dirty mucky face nappy, spreading its germs on to you and me.

Dirty mucky face nappy, doing more harm than we can see.

The scientists said No, No, No, Boris once said the same. Seems like the world we knew, has gone madly insane.

Dirty mucky face nappy, wear it on the transport and wear it in the shop. Dirty mucky face nappy, was that a grunt or snort suck another cough drop.

I hear those shouts of dismay, it’s all for our own good. We must and will obey, without question we should.

Dirty mucky face nappy, wear one if you’re happy. But please do not ask me, I just want to stay free.