Derby Telegraph

Companies’ customer service claims are not how they are painted

- PETE PHEASANT Age shall not wither his coruscatin­g pen

ONCE upon a time, I’d have been fizzing fit to pop but even grandmaste­r grumps can be worn down by big companies that crow about “customer service” when, to quote an old pop song, it’s just an illusion.

Still, I couldn’t let the carrier that failed to deliver my package on time have all its own way, so I filed a compensati­on claim – just to irritate someone at Feedback HQ.

I had been bombarded with text and email updates for hours as the delivery deadline approached.

The package was a tin of paint that had to be ordered online, which meant that - lucky me! – I could track its route… from the supplier in Wolverhamp­ton to a distributi­on centre in Newcastle-upon-Tyne to a Sheffield depot, en route to my door in Derbyshire.

Even at 10pm, they were saying it would be with me that day. nd there was not even a digital apology when it arrived the next morning. How different to my experience in a real shop this week!

The young man who served me couldn’t have been friendlier or more attentive. For all I know, he had a degree in astrophysi­cs but he put his heart into selling me a pair of trainers – and I was happy to add some insoles and yet another tin of protective spray to put under the sink and forget about.

It was otherwise a rather depressing shopping trip. This one was to Nottingham – but I guess most cities are much the same at present. Covid has hastened the death of many big names and little indies alike and, in a once-busy thoroughfa­re, shoppers were outnumbere­d by shutters and “closed” signs.

The chief destroyer of towns and city centres is, of course, the huge swing to online shopping, and the irony of my encounter with that shop assistant is that his generation is largely responsibl­e for that, especially when it comes to clothing. Why struggle to try things on in sweaty cubicles when you can order as many as you want, as often as you want, online – and send them all back without any explanatio­n or penalty?

It’s a far cry from the sense of trepidatio­n that my generation grew up with in the 60s and 70s.

You’d only dare take something back if it was faulty. And you were lucky if you got a refund instead of a credit note that could only be spent in the same shop by some specified date.

Old-timers like to talk about “the good old days of personal service” but let’s face it: the shopkeeper­s ruled supreme – to the extent that my mother was once asked to leave the local Co-op because she was carrying another business’s carrier bag. Shops can’t afford such arrogance now but giants like my paint courier have turned it into a fine art: six days after an email promising an update on my claim, I’ve still not heard a word.

Old-timers like to talk about “the good old days of personal service” but let’s face it: the shopkeeper­s ruled

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 ?? GETTY IMAGES ?? Pete is still waiting for the firm to address his complaint
GETTY IMAGES Pete is still waiting for the firm to address his complaint

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