The End Is Nigh

Between all the programmes that I have recorded, no matter what channel I’m on, are adverts for companies who want to take care of what happens to me when I’m gone. A funeral plan that will cover my send-off, for my offspring some funds to amass, and also the method of choice for disposal when I have eventually passed. Consumed by the flames and reduced down to ashes, or lowered six feet underground, wicker coffin, hand made which will biodegrade and would be ecologically sound. All of these choices from well-meaning voices

I don’t want when having my tea. I’m not ready to die just yet, and that’s why

In future I’ll watch CBBC.