‘I got this.’

The three most dangerous words in the English language.

Everyone’s an expert these days.

Thanks to memes, how-to tutorials,

And toilet-based ‘research’.

Slow clap for the Internet.

Isn’t it time we brought back trained, skilled, professionals?

And when it comes to splashing out on pricy tech,

Why listen to some guy online called Yellow_Snowman69

When you could just speak to Terry? (See the guy on the right? Yeah that’s him.)

Terry will advise you based on your needs,

And show you how it works with his actual hands.

So speak to a human like Terry,

In-store or 24/7 on ShopLive video chat.

Because life is better when we listen to experts.