Duck­ing the is­sue

EDP Norfolk - - Columnist -

The Dun­lop/Fowler-Watt house­hold is hop­ing for the pit­ter pat­ter of tiny webbed feet this sum­mer. Our call ducks, Toby and Matilda, are look­ing very amorous.

The only worry is that a grow­ing flock will make my mar­i­tal bat­tle to keep them out of the house even harder. I’m pretty sure they hang out in the kitchen with my Dr Dolit­tle hus­band when­ever I’m not there. His ex­cuse is that “they like the un­der­floor heat­ing”.

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