Ducking the issue
The Dunlop/Fowler-Watt household is hoping for the pitter patter of tiny webbed feet this summer. Our call ducks, Toby and Matilda, are looking very amorous.
The only worry is that a growing flock will make my marital battle to keep them out of the house even harder. I’m pretty sure they hang out in the kitchen with my Dr Dolittle husband whenever I’m not there. His excuse is that “they like the underfloor heating”.