SPIT TAKE

Empire (UK) - - TALK TO US - KASPERI KUNNAS, VIA EMAIL

There’s some­thing that’s been both­er­ing me since the day Juras­sic Park opened. When Den­nis Nedry didn’t say the magic word and got eaten by the dilophosaurus, both car doors are closed! Did the di­nosaur spend the rest of her days stuck in­side a Jeep with the car­cass of poor old Mr Nedry? How long did she cry for help, and did she be­gin to re­pent her life choices? And don’t get me started on Mr Arnold’s dis­mem­bered hand... Per­haps the peo­ple threat­en­ing to re­make The Last Jedi should in­stead fo­cus on cre­at­ing a 127 Hours-style spin-off that an­swers these ques­tions. Em­pire’s star let­ter wins a Pic­ture­house Mem­ber­ship, plus one for a friend! Valid for one year at 23 Pic­ture­house Cin­e­mas across the UK, in­clud­ing the flag­ship Pic­ture­house Cen­tral in Lon­don’s West End, each mem­ber­ship comes pre-loaded with four free tick­ets, and gets you ac­cess to pri­or­ity book­ing and ex­clu­sive dis­counts on every­thing in the cinema. When you write to us, please en­sure you in­clude your full con­tact de­tails so we can ar­range de­liv­ery of your prize.

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