THE TOP TEN
PREDATOR (1987) TERMINATOR 2: JUDGMENT DAY (1991)
James: “Two larger-than-life classics, both equally worthy of The Ranking’s first tie for top spot. Predator is the Arniest movie ever conceived and still manages to be a masterclass in ratcheting tension. T2, meanwhile, is a franchise-subverting, envelope-pushing work of genius. The two directors who knew how to draw the best out of Arnold operating at the top of their games.”
THE TERMINATOR (1984)
Helen: “It’s ironic that Arnold hit the A-list with a less-is-more performance. He dials everything back and it works brilliantly.”
TRUE LIES (1994)
Helen: “The peak of Arnold’s self-parody instincts at work, with James Cameron amping up the absurdity to glorious heights.”
TOTAL RECALL (1990)
Chris: “The sort of subversive, ultra-violent slab of sci-fi that only a megastar could get made, this is glorious, eye-boggling stuff.”
COMMANDO (1985)
Nick: “A spectacularly cheesy, none-more ’80s, amiably mega-violent Arnie-rama that’s as crowdpleasing as it is ineptly made.”
THE RUNNING MAN (1987)
Nick: “Weirdly topical, given it’s set in a dystopian 2017 where a reality-tv star lords it over America, this is a great satire.”
CONAN THE BARBARIAN (1982)
James: “Crom knows it’s odd in places but Conan put Arnie on the map, proving you don’t need to be intelligible to be a star.”
LAST ACTION HERO (1993)
Helen: “This would do really well as a Netflix series nowadays. And it earns a place in the top ten just for that Hamlet joke.”
TWINS (1988)
Chris: “Arnold doing straight comedy never sat well with me; I prefer unintentional yucks. But this is the best of a pretty bad bunch.”
AGREE? DISAGREE? WRITE IN AND TELL US AT: LETTERS@EMPIREMAGAZINE.COM / @EMPIREMAGAZINE