MISTER HIPSTER

Home-knitted beanie; the sort of spade-like beard that looks disconcerting on someone in their mid-thirties; heavy black-framed glasses; and — swaddled in a papoose — there is his latest accessory: baby Jeremiah. Yup. Look closely. Jeremiah is wearing a tiny Fuck Buttons onesie. It’s got poppers, see — that’s sort of the joke. Never mind. You can see hipster dad Giles ‘breastfeeding’ at the back of the Handsome Family or Jeffrey Lewis gig at the Union Chapel, or wobbling down Brick