TAKE A BOW, ARCHER

This being the Art Edition, I want to big up Magda Archer, whose work I aspire to own one day — when I’ve stopped cleaning my grout. My 14-yearold refreshes her wall art on the regular and I was chuffed to see Archer’s Stay Away From Toxic People had made it into her edit. ‘I love Archer!’ I exclaimed, in that enthusiastic parental way that will doubtless cause my teenager to renounce her. ‘Her work is a kitsch yet searing social commentary!’ It also makes me laugh. Anyway, I’ve just googled her in an attempt to sound knowledgeable about a subject I know jack about, and found out she’s married to Harry

Hill. You’re welcome.