THE FESTIVAL

If you’re fed up with the hangovers from Lovebox/Wireless/Mighty Hoopla, opt for more wholesome boogieing with the baby boomers at Kaleidoscope Festival in Alexandra Palace. There’ll be music and comedy by Orbital, Happy Mondays, Craig Charles and Ed Gamble, and far fewer trips to the A&E tent. 23 Jul.

Tickets £65.30 (kaleidoscope-festival.com)