THE COMEDY SUMMIT

‘At least you got smacked by someone of repute,’ Dave Chappelle told Chris Rock when the pair took the stage together at the Comedy Store in Los Angeles back in May. ‘But I got smacked by the softest n ***** that ever rapped!’ was Rock’s response. That show was in front of 19,930 fewer people than will be in the O2 Arena this weekend, but if the bantz is all of this level, the lack of intimacy won’t matter at all. Tickets £75. Chris Rock & Dave Chappelle. 3-4 Sep (theo2.co.uk)