THE GIG YOU CAN’T RESIST

Unless you’re 15 and high on photoshopped, emo-rap destructive energy, you’re probably heading to Wembley Ovo Arena to see if Machine Gun Kelly drags Megan Fox on stage for an ‘impromptu’ snog like Taylor Swift carted all her gal pals down the runway in her 1989 tour. Expect tattoos, inelegant rhyming, inappropriate amounts of saliva. Tickets from £45. 1 Oct (ovoarena.co.uk)